A Daily Dose of Comedy

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People worship television. They worship this shit. You know, like, if you watch a movie, right, say you’re watching a movie and one character says to another character let’s say “Hey, what’s your number, man?” What does the other character always say? “555-5555.” You know why they got to do that? Because stupid-ass people go to the movies and then go home and try to call the characters that they just saw. “Hello, is Indiana Jones there?” No, motherfucker, he’s fake. It’s not his number.

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- Dave Chappelle, For What it’s Worth (2004)

Hedberg joked often about drug abuse, but in a recent interview, he said he’d given up smoking marijuana several years ago. “For 10 years, it was amazing, but then I had to give it up because it didn’t feel as good,” he said. “The audience thinks I’m stoned all the time and I have to write my material that way … so sometimes, when they come up to me after a show and ask me to join them, I just tell them I’m an undercover cop.”
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“I refer to myself as gay, but I am married to a man. Of course, I’ve had relationships with women, but my politics are more queer than my lifestyle.”
- Margaret Cho in a 2009 New York Times interview
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Track: R. Kelly: The Pied Piper Of R&B
Artist: Aziz Ansari
Album: Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening
Plays:103
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Richard Pryor - Live on the Sunset Strip (1982)

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So this is a new blog…

….and I’m pretty much the sole person running this. Needless to say, my knowledge of comedy is limited.( However, there is some stuff fresh in the queue.)

Please recommend me some comedians to add to the site and i’ll be sure to add more content!

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