People worship television. They worship this shit. You know, like, if you watch a movie, right, say you’re watching a movie and one character says to another character let’s say “Hey, what’s your number, man?” What does the other character always say? “555-5555.” You know why they got to do that? Because stupid-ass people go to the movies and then go home and try to call the characters that they just saw. “Hello, is Indiana Jones there?” No, motherfucker, he’s fake. It’s not his number.
- Dave Chappelle, For What it’s Worth (2004)
….and I’m pretty much the sole person running this. Needless to say, my knowledge of comedy is limited.( However, there is some stuff fresh in the queue.)